Annual Egg Mating Journey 2011

For this assignment I have been given an Egg (it's given name) for which I can do whatever I want with.  For quite some time I simply could not think of anything to do with the Egg, nothing worthwhile.  Finally, after making the Egg a small, temporary bed out of a Styrofoam cup cut into the shape of a nest + some toilet paper, and of course -- watching a few episodes of Deadwood with it, the idea came to me.  My mother is in fact going on vacation this week to Michigan where she will camp out near the dunes with two of her sisters.  I figured that it would be a fantastic learning experience for the Egg if it, I dunno, maybe tagged along with them; got out for a while.  Now, it's my ultimate goal that this egg has a good time and then returns safely in three days, so I have made sure to bundle it with my mother's luggage as snug as possible... I'll wish it luck when it's time to ship off and I sincerely hope it meets a Fem-Egg to maybe shack up with, it is that time of year after all.

EDIT: Oh yeah, I also drew a really stupid looking face on said Egg.  :]

EDIT2: Here are some pictures of Egg taken while enjoying himself in Muskegon, MI.